Timeout...I google imaged "inspector gadget" and this came up:
What the heck? If you're a giants fan, I'm punching you in the face.
Moving right along...this man had a trenchcoat on. And he had the same long face as inspector gadget. The cartoon, not the one starring Matthew Broderick. First of all, I didn't know people still wore trenchcoats. It seems like a very "flasher" thing to do. I may think that because my grandma used to have this light switch cover in her bathroom that typically freaked me out. It was a "flasher" in a trenchcoat and the light switch was...well, use your imagination.
Either way, this trenchcoat made my new friend look a bit mysterious. The best part was he had the awesome hat on too. I was hoping he'd pop out with springy legs to go save the world. Or maybe, just maybe, he had a watch that played his own theme song.
I didn't talk to him...mainly because I can't find my voice. I lost it sometime in the middle of the night. So I sat there with my new sunglasses on staring at him, because I could. Oh and btw, I reunited with my tranny friends from last week on the rail. Today they were wearing clothes from Hollister.
Moral of the story: Don't wear trenchcoats unless you are inspector gadget...or I guess if you're hot like the Manning brothers. (sorry Jets fans)